nutritious junk

I’m not a stoner, I swear. But sometimes I get some wicked munchies. I’ve tried clearing up my non-drug-induced need to eat with veggies. But one can only eat so many carrots before you either run out of a Costco size bag or start to turn a little orange…yes both have happened. I then went to pretzels, which lead to drinking tons of water to get rid of my cotton mouth (again not drug related). Eating the pretzels actually helped for a while but only because I was spending so much time in the bathroom getting rid of my mouth moistener. Too much information, I know. So, I started looking for something I could munch on and not consume zillions of calories. Now right now you might be thinking to yourself, why doesn’t this chick just eat a meal. But seriously, sometimes a girl’s just gotta do some mindless munching for a bit. Anywho, back to my situation. I found Lays Light chips. They come in sour cream and cheddar, original, and bbq flavored. I’ve tried all 3 but today bbq flavor gets the limelight. Nutritionally about 20 chips are 75 calories, 0g of fat, 1g of fiber, 2g of protein and an actual spattering of vitamins and minerals. The taste? Perfect, as in they taste exactly, and I do mean exactly, like regular bbq chips. To be even more specific they have the KC Masterpiece flavor. (Which is advertised on the front) They have a slight spicy flavor and no aftertaste. Downside is they are made with Olean. Which is notorious for, ehhhem, causing slight bowel movement problems. I actually did a fair amount of research into this and found that, yes it can happen but its pretty rare. Even more rare than people allergic to MSG. To put it to the ultimate test I ate almost half a bag in one day, yes that’s how much I love all of you, and had no problems whatsoever. Even my man eats them and he has a very sensitive stomach and it didn’t affect him. So, that’s that. I also tested the munch factor by grabbing a couple handfuls and instead of just digging I counted out how many chips I had grabbed. In two big handfuls I had grabbed approximately 17 chips. Still less than 75 calories for me to be able to inhale some chippy goodness. Alright, enough review, time to light up…my burners that is…
Wow, I’m soooo not funny.