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Things I WONT be Reviewing: Bacon Chocolate

hungry waif's picture

heres another thing i wont subject my precious taste buds to...

I dont like chocolate, I looooove chocolate. but chocolate in my eyes is holy, and pairing it with bacon is a match made in hell. I am afraid if i try this, i wont be able to look at any chocolate the same way again, so for the sake of my chocolate love, i will forgo this.

It's almost like a joke.

It's almost like a joke. Like they want to see just how much fattening, artery clogging, pounds packing crud people are willing to put in their bodies! haha Oh gross.

heather

Wait, I'm confused. What

Wait, I'm confused. What exactly is this? Is it chocolate shaped like bacon or some strange mix of bacon and chocolate.... I'm afraid.

no, its bacon infused

hungry waif's picture

no, its bacon infused chocolate. Its shape is like standard chocolate! I couldn't care less if the chocolate was shaped like turd or genitals! good chocolate is good, but damn having a bacon undertone? ehh!

That's horrible! Maybe I'm

That's horrible! Maybe I'm biased due to the fact I detest bacon, but that's just wroooooooooong.

I love bacon and I still

I love bacon and I still think its wrong.  

heather

yea, me too, i mean, i dont

hungry waif's picture

yea, me too, i mean, i dont think i could eat it plain, but it makes so so food delicious (hate to admit it, but yes, fat tastes good). but two rights together can make a wrong. this is a perfect example!